Republican or Democrat?

[jdf]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

[Gunslinger]

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[jdf]

blame Dawn.

[jdf]

I am NOT saying that this is a reflection of MY opinion...I just thought it was funny:

http://www.cafepress.com/shop/unique....11489274_No-1

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by jdf:
blame Dawn.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'll just add to the list of the other things I blame her for.

[jdf]

Originally posted by gae:
Maybe you two should


<font size="6">GET A ROOM!!!</font>

Oh, wait. You already have one, don't you?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm just wondering what prompted this....

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by jdf:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by gae:
Maybe you two should


<font size="6">GET A ROOM!!!</font>

Oh, wait. You already have one, don't you?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm just wondering what prompted this....</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm thinking that maybe she was just waiting for us to be posting in the same thread to each other so she hit us with it.

Or maybe she is offering to babysit the girls so we can 'get a room' without the childrens around.

<font color="#000002" size="1">[ September 29, 2004 01:18 PM: Message edited by: Gunslinger ]</font>

[gae]

Until I posted, it was just the two of you in this thread.

Hence the "get a room" comment.

I know Em would be fine here if the two of you want some alone time. Will Lil?

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by gae:
Until I posted, it was just the two of you in this thread.

Hence the "get a room" comment.

I know Em would be fine here if the two of you want some alone time. Will Lil?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think she would be. She has spent the night at my moms and at Sluggos before so she knows how to handle being at someone else's house overnight. She may be 'fussy' at first, but with Em there to distract her she would calm down after a few minutes.

[gae]

Let us know when.

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